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Friday, December 9th, 2005
12:52 am
[Filtered for Ash]
So, yeah, I know I've been coming in at weird hours lately but I mean, we dealt with that right? Just gotta make sure you don't get sick of me. ^_______^ But anyways, Gaara's birthday's right by Halloween. So, I thought it'd be cool to throw some costume-Halloween-birthday party. Give me something to do with my time that won't land me in the brig as it were.

...So, um...

What exactly does one do for Halloween besides wear costumes and stick candles inside empty pumpkins? Scary stuff for decorations too, like ghosts and spiders. Which aren't really scary but I guess it's the black theme. Actually, not many spiders are really black. But, yeah... Pinatas? Are pinatas good? You know, those things you hit and then get candy out of. Everyone could use more candy. Except maybe for Ryuuzaki. That guy's gotta be a dentist's worst nightmare.

I'm just going on now aren't I?

Fuck it. Let me know, okay. I should see you tonight though. I want to. And I have a day off coming up. If you want to hang out together that day, that'd be cool. If it's not Just, let me know about that too.

Current Mood: curious
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
4:42 pm
The Entire Ship
Needs an IV of caffine or something. God damn it's dead here. The fuck? So bored I've resorted to taking internet quizzes to occupy my time.

ESTP-The Promoter

You scored 100% I to E, 73% N to S, 52% F to T, and 78% J to P!

Your type is known as the promoter, because you have no trouble
approaching strangers and you are so charismatic that you are good at
pursuading people to do your bidding. Your type is a subgroup of the
experiencers group, also called artisans. You are a person of action -
when you are around, things happen. Resourceful with people is a good
way to describe you. Life is never dull around you. You are witty,
clever, and fun. You are socially suave and know just the right thing
to say to everyone you meet. You share your personality type with 10%
of the population.

As a romantic partner, you are usually exciting and willing to try
anything once. You are often much more responsive to your partner's
physical needs, rather than their emotional ones. You tend to
communicate at what other types tend to think of as a superficial
level, as you don't see a big need for heart-to-heart talks. You want
to be appreciated for the fun-loving responsive problem solver you are.
You are happiest when your partner respects your need for freedom to be
spontaneous and to enjoy life's many pleasures.

Your group summary: Experiencers (sp)<

Your Type Summary: ESTP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 98% on I to E
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 92% on N to S
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 55% on F to T
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 88% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Damn. This is like a whole new level of pathetic...

Current Mood: bored
Thursday, November 24th, 2005
1:51 am
[Private Post]
Got a bit caught up on my reading with all the brooding Ash had been doing. Read A Raisin in the Sun. Was pretty good.

As for Ash, it seems like he's done now. Brooding that is. He's been going to the gym lately to get out of his cabin. They say exercise makes you happier and it seems to be true enough. Certainly doesn't hurt my happy thoughts.

...Ash. In tank top. Oh, and shorts. Lifting weights. And thus sweaty. Sweaty Ash. Sweaty, scantily-clad Ash.

Right. Stopping now.

In a moment.

Okay, stopped.


"How long must a man wait until he knows what he wants?" I don't know Asagai old buddy. So I don't know what to answer when Ash asks me that either. More than 3 weeks. Four? Has it been four now?

Sheesh. Why am I expected to know these fucking things?!

Current Mood: frustrated
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
10:54 pm
Lets Talk Football
Specifically in regards to the 2006 World Cup to be held in Germany and the qualifying teams.


Nothing but love for Bosna i Hercegovina but buddies, you can suck it!


By the way, and Spain? You can suck it too.

And oh? Did I mention we won?

I could kiss Petkovic right now. So qualified. So being in Germany in 2006. So don't stand a fricking chance at winning the actual cup. But in the meanwhile:

Fuck you, and you, and you.

Thank you very much.

We'll get you next time Korea...

We won.

Current Mood: jubilant
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
10:20 pm
[Private Post]
How was it Lu Xing put it?

"Blood debts must be repaid in kind, the longer the delay, the greater the interest."

Ash has been a busy boy the past couple of nights. Seems he's all done now and taking a much need vacation nap. Time for me to get off my ass.

I've got a shitload of interest to collect.

Current Mood: Working
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
12:43 pm
Humanity Man, Humanity!
Is it really fair to make a guy put in a full day's work the day after his shore leave? The slave driver Boss-Man Gimli insists we go over every single bulkhead, engine, turbine, and pipe before shipping out. My head and I both hate engines very much. But we hate pipes more - they clang. Clang causes pain. Pipes bad.

Wiring good. Wiring quiet. Doesn't aggravate pounding head or moody stomache. We can do wiring.

Edit:...Goddammit man! I know we leave port tomorrow morning! But I swear this is the 50th fucking time that I've run over this piece of the ship! The fucking nut is not going to tighten any further!

Guess good ole number 51 is coming up after lunch...

Edit #2: Changed my mind on that one. The food bit, not the 51 bit. Crackers, like wiring, are good.

Current Mood: hungover
Monday, September 5th, 2005
12:38 pm
[Private Post]
Couple of passengers of leaving the boat for good at this port it seems. That got me thinking about Ash 'cause - -

Well, it just did!

He keeps doing these things which make me think he doesn't want me, then he goes and does something that makes me think he does. I know he likes me - least as a friend. Which is cool. 'Cept for when it's frustrating. But maybe this is a bad idea. Gaara thinks I should go after him and that's cool for him - going after the captain and all that. I wish him luck. But that doesn't make his situation and mine at all alike.

Ash said I wanted a kiss from him to mean something and it creeps me out a bit to think that he's right. I want it to mean something to him and - -

And he did kiss me and - -

Well, anyways. I've been thinking since then maybe I should back off. I mean, I still wanna be his friend and all cause Ash is a cool guy to hang with even if he does steal my food all the damn time. But even if I do get some knees-weak kisses out of this -and fucking a my knees went weak!, he's still going to leave in a week and then I'm going to end up hurt. Which is dumb to feel that way but that's what'd happen and it's dumber to put myself in that situation in the first place. So I back off. Yeah Maxwell, sounds like a plan.

First step: Return his shirt to him.

Current Mood: pessimistic
9:11 am
How's that for luck...
First day in port and it's RAINING!!!

Anyone up for bets on whether the weather will clear up?

Current Mood: bleh to the rain
Thursday, August 25th, 2005
12:24 pm
[Filtered for Gaara]
Okay, say hypothetically we have this person – a guy – and he likes this other hypothetical guy but he doesn’t know that he likes likes this other guy. And see, hypothetical guy #1sorta kisses hypothetical guy #2 but not cause he likes guy #2 or at least not cause he likes likes guy #2 but for other extraneous, plot-related reasons.

Okay, right? But then hypothetical guy #2 kisses hypothetical guy #1 and it’s a really, really good kiss but it’s not for good kissing reasons. Actually, it’s for more extraneous plot reasons and when guy #1 realizes this he gets mad cause he knows that he’s being manipulated and sortakindagoesforthegroin.

But then things seem like they’re okay because both guys back off and later grab some dinner together. So everything’s cool. But then later some wise ass kind person helps hypothetical guy #1 figure out that he does indeed like like hypothetical guy #2. And that kiss really was fucking amazing and guy #1 wants guy #2 to do it again a great deal (though preferable without that plot crap getting in the way - and maybe with a wall). But he thinks that guy #2 was probably aware of his feelings back when the kissing first happened and that kinda pisses him off because that makes guy #2 an even bigger ass and makes that the knee-groin action was appropriate.

... ... ...

And that all makes hypothetical guy #1 feels all sorts of crappy and weird so just fuck it all and let me know if you’ve found out anything about nice, little places where we can work on our so-so dart skills.

Current Mood: confused
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
1:16 pm
Ship's Doctor Rocks
Stopped by on my lunchbreak for some Tylenol and returned with both painkillers and a nurse lollypop!

Best. Doctor. EVER.

Current Mood: content
11:23 am
[Private Post]

Fucking ow.

Current Mood: beyond fucking uncomfortable
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
12:58 am
[Private Post]
Never thought that one day I would be grateful to a fruitcake...

...Revenge is a dish best served with ribbons and bows.

Current Mood: vengeful
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
1:54 pm
Fucking blue. Fucking roommate.

Will be plotting crafty revenge now.

And yes, I do know I made this a public post. You know why? Cause my revenge is just that damn good.


Current Mood: plotting
12:10 pm
[Filtered for Gaara]
Hey man, guess what I found out! Ash's birthday is this Friday! What do you say we call a temporary hiatus for the Mutual Animosity Society and do something to celebrate?

OOC: The party will be Friday night after 10 pm in the lower lounge (after it's closed). So if anyone's characters happen to "wander by" and feel like stopping in, you're more than welcome to join the rp. (RP time to be announced.)

Current Mood: planning
Monday, August 1st, 2005
1:54 am
[Private Post]
Every now and again it slips my head how much I hate dealing with large, lecherous, drunken men.

Then one sticks his hand down my pants and I remember.

Unfortunately, I'm currently stuck on this tiny ass micro-organism we call the Tadpole so I couldn't remove said hand.

Fortunately, said hand didn't actually go down the pants, reducing the need for mutilation and maiming to revenge of another sort. Due to the bulky size of the man, I think I have settled upon on fitting one.

Resources: a bottle of Visine, easy access to the kitchens, swayable room service staff

Edit: Several hours later I am happy to report that research shows that my persuasive skills have not grown rusty in the least. Some men will do just about anything for a blow job. A specially prepared meal has been delivered to the cabin of annoying, grabby man. This, not incoincidently I'm thinking, seems to also the cabin of Ash's creepy guardian. Ah well. Should that man get caught in the crossfire, it's really all the same to me! By this time I'm sure they've learned that Visine does more than get the red out!

Current Mood: satisfied
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
8:34 pm
[Filtered for Gaara]
Harem pants man?

And with the captain?!

While I can see going after the rank, isn't the man like 70 years old?

Current Mood: shock and bewilderment
Sunday, July 24th, 2005
10:50 am
[Private Post]
Today was weird. First I got a call to fix the fridge of some Italian (?) guy. I'm not going to even try and mutilate his name. But he was large and bald and creepy as fuck. Kept staring at me the whole time I was trying to repair the goddamn fridge. And fucking smirked when I turned around! Weird ass mother-fucker. Had me so jumpy that I cut my goddamn hand. That put a quick end to fridge repairs. For some reason Gimli forced me to go see the ship's doctor. It wasn't that bad of a cut. Tried to tell him that but he not only insisited I go but sent a "chaperone" with me. Ah well. Least I didn't have to finish with the fridge and Creepy.

But, oh, let me tell you! The Doctor! Fucking'a he was cool! Said to call him Hawkeye. Hawkeye! How fucking cool is that! Kick ass name. And he fixed my hand wearing these fake plastic glasses with this weird ass black moustache... It was so damn cool! He said if I ever got hurt again and came to see him without putting up a fit then he'd let me look at his naughty nurse calender. Best. Doctor. Ever.

Current Mood: ooooooh.....
Friday, July 22nd, 2005
12:16 pm
[Filtered for Gaara]
Hey, I found him! I found him! I found the fruitcake!

That is him, isn't it?! That's gotta be him!

Current Mood: victorious
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
5:13 pm
Just to Reiterate...
...Who the hell steals underwear?!

Especially from an old - if still somehow sexy - a mature (no offense meant Mr. Grissom) man?!

Now if we were talking, say, Angelina Jolie, or the players from the German football team, then we could understand the underwear theft. However, this one has me stuck. I mean, you couldn't pay me to touch the roommate's underwear!

...Okay. Maybe with rubber gloves and a 10-foot pole. And it'd have to be an awful lot of money. Otherwise, forget it!

Current Mood: bewildered
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
11:55 am
[Filtered for Heero Yuy]
Yuy! Not funny! Not fucking funny at ALL!

You owe me a new pillow супак!

Hah! Nevermind.

Current Mood: pissed off
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